The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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