I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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