just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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