I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
A zombie called me motorboat central while participating in an auction to motorboat my tits. he then proceeded to propose, insisting that he makes alot money.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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