Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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