i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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