He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Dignity is for republicans.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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