I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
