Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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