Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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