Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
are you so shy because you have an std?
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I forget how to act sober
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