I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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