i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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