you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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