I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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