I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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