2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
honey bunches of taint.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
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