i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
The adults are the big ones right?
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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