I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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