Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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