Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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