Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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