No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
i will replace your cream cheese. there's enough for breakfast. you are my friend. i had guests we wanted bagels so bad im sorry. i left you notes. i love you. you have enough for a bagel or two and i will get you more. you are so pretty.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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