thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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