Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
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