I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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