butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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