: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
My cat gives me a boner
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
