white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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