It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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