I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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