Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I need you to use more vowels.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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