Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize