So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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