That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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