i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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