We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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