Quick, to the slutcave!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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