I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
