I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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