So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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