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You wear Armani Exchange.
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I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
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So how was your night?
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Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
You don't make any sense
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