Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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