I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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