He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
So vagazzling was a success
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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