I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
i used baking grease as lip gloss
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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