Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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