My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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