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(707): View more from California

im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Update, blind date is cute and fun.

(248): View more from Michigan

Scratch that, blind date just threw up.

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(607): View more from New York

i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

He's cheating on her.

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Are you sure it wasn't her?

(201): View more from New Jersey

I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.

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(702): View more from Nevada

I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore

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(609): View more from New Jersey

His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him

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(843): View more from South Carolina

All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here

(912): View more from Georgia

I don't know if I should laugh or punch you

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(847): View more from Illinois

I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.

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