kristin has been a bad kristin
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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