Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
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