is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
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And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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