PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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