Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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