try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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