Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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