He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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